Tired of spending eight hours or more in school? Sick of giving out your best on those academic requirements but still cannot get the right reciprocate on your efforts? You can’t figure out why you still need a diploma when you know that some of the richest businessmen are college drop outs. If you don’t want to study any more, but your parents would not let you drop out of school, then here are ten effective ways for you to experience the big world earlier than expected. You can work, start your own business or your own family in no time.
These are the ten ways not to graduate.
1. Enroll on a course you hate the most. Academics is like a relationship, you need to be more involved with it, give it your best efforts, love, commitment and passion. If at the first place, you don’t like your course, you will not be able to understand everything on the latter part.
2. Shift courses. Have it back to zero to start from the beginning or credit a few subjects, either way, the time frame for your days in school will be upgraded. Your stay in school will be prolonged, two options – you’ll live with it or you’ll dispose the idea of a formal education.
3. Transfer schools. Be like Dora, explore universities, by that, you will not be able to graduate on time. You will always start at the beginning.
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4. Don’t go to class. The best effortless way to flunk a subject is by not attending it! If the teachers ask you for your absences, tell them you are infected with the viral “absentism syndrome”. It is as easy as one-two-three, and with a snap of a finger, you will fail!
5. Skip class. Feeling like going to school but not attending class? Skipping or cutting class is highly recommended for students who are in need of allowance. You will wear your uniform, ask for money, and leave home for school because you want to see your friends and classmates or simply because you are deafened by the nagging you hear. You will just go to school for a class, and go somewhere else after that.
6. Don’t submit requirements. Professors will give projects, school works, and other things needed for completion. Complacent students set aside those tasks, forget about them, until those file up which will soon result to cramming. Those who are responsible submit on time, maybe earlier, on a few instances. Those who forgetful ones cram, comply late. And for you, who don’t want to graduate, does not submit at all.
7. Find friendly influence. It is normal for human beings to have friends, kiths, companions, colleagues or as Ate Vi says “constituents”. These people play a valuable part on an individual as they help on personal growth, maybe towards good or bad. The choice is within a person, but since you don’t want to graduate, gang up with persons without direction. Patronize them even if they’re only good while you’re resourced, even if they will leave you when you need them. Patronize them not your parents who never give up in bringing you to a better life.
8. Be active on recitations. Bored out in your house, broke to go out, so you decided to go to school. Professor raises an intelligent question, and a student like you who does not want to graduate answers with full sarcasm and stupidity to make the mentor furious! Epic fail!
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9. Don’t enroll. Semestral break is over it’s time for enrollment! To delay your diploma, forget the enrollment.
10. Be involved on other things unrelated to school. Liquor, tobacco, DOTA and other computer games for boys will surely help you to miss the academic world. Addiction to various unrelated - school matters can ruin the time frame of your education if there is no discipline.
Two years in preparatory school, six years in elementary, four years in the secondary level, another four years for tertiary level or probably five more years for a master’s degree; formal education is like a game you play. It comes in levels but is more complex and you cannot afford to make major mistakes because in this reality, there is no undo button to correct mistakes.
“An educated person experienced a few years of misery in school but severe famine awaits a person without formal education.”
Tuesday, September 06, 2011
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